Topic: Random Caption Competition! (Read 1344739 times)

ballastanksian · « **Reply #1200 on:** September 21, 2015, 09:18:18 pm »

If I don't get sailing soon, you will see my bottom through the rotten bilges. Has anyone got a recipe for a hundred pounds of pumpkin flesh?

Nemo · « **Reply #1201 on:** September 22, 2015, 10:29:08 am »

'Have you seen any other vegetables this morning?'

Nemo · « **Reply #1202 on:** September 23, 2015, 07:16:12 pm »

Now, where in the world is this?

Netleyned · « **Reply #1203 on:** September 23, 2015, 07:25:14 pm »

Just round the corner from here

Ned

grendel · « **Reply #1204 on:** September 23, 2015, 08:24:17 pm »

the jigsaw islands?

dougal99 · « **Reply #1205 on:** September 23, 2015, 10:19:39 pm »

Puzzle corner

boneash · « **Reply #1206 on:** September 23, 2015, 10:40:24 pm »

On a screen and in a file on a laptop , running Photoshop in Sussex by the Sea!!

Capt Podge · « **Reply #1207 on:** September 24, 2015, 12:02:18 am »

Can't answer this one - it's got me puzzled.

Regards,

Ray.

derekwarner · « **Reply #1208 on:** September 24, 2015, 03:30:29 am »

Who sang Rocky Mountains High?

..........yes it was the late Mr J Denver....so is this his land?........................Derek

Nemo · « **Reply #1209 on:** September 28, 2015, 05:05:44 am »

Oh I do like.....?

Danny · « **Reply #1210 on:** September 28, 2015, 09:02:09 am »

The French border guards remain ever vigilant as the migrants begin their Channel crossing.

tigertiger · « **Reply #1211 on:** September 28, 2015, 09:41:52 am »

"It looks like rain again Ethel."

Or

Herbert was prepared for all weather during the Bank Holiday/Mayhem weekend.

warspite · « **Reply #1212 on:** September 28, 2015, 10:21:18 am »

HAW HAW HAW daphne, i'll bag us a pair of migrants as they leave the water dear

ballastanksian · « **Reply #1213 on:** September 28, 2015, 11:25:32 am »

While Holidaying at a southern seaside resort, a man who looked a lot like Herr Hitler was heard to say: 'Herman, your disguise as a middle class lady and I as a Englishman have the English completely fooled. We shall disguise the Werhmacht invasion force as shop keepers holidaying with their wives.

Now, can we disguise the Panzers as changing rooms and icecream trolleys?

'Ja Mein Herr Hitler Fuhrer; I mean dear, the portly Lady was head to reply, And My Luftwaffe will trail banners saying things like 'Isn't it nice and peaceful here in Eastbourne' and Come to Angmering and 'Ignore the paratroopers, its a display'.

Excellent, have the Quartermaster order a million pairs of stripey swimming costumes, and make sure half have false boobies.

warspite · « **Reply #1214 on:** September 28, 2015, 05:31:34 pm »

I say daphne, I think we paddled a bit far, they all seem to be speaking French on this beach.

Nemo · « **Reply #1215 on:** September 28, 2015, 09:00:08 pm »

'I am sinking My Dear'. 'Vot are you sinking about Adolf?'

Nemo · « **Reply #1216 on:** September 28, 2015, 09:04:58 pm »

Special Branch guard Brightons beach at the Labour Conference as Jeremy Corbyn shows off his new stripey cossie - again!

Nemo · « **Reply #1217 on:** October 03, 2015, 09:17:57 pm »

'Just a trim please!'

Capt Podge · « **Reply #1218 on:** October 03, 2015, 11:35:42 pm »

(Driver says) "No need to hurry past darling, there's nothing wrong with it's emissions - after all, it's not a VW !

Regards,

Ray.

warspite · « **Reply #1219 on:** October 04, 2015, 12:07:50 am »

not another french soft cheese ad again

essex2visuvesi · « **Reply #1220 on:** October 04, 2015, 01:17:51 am »

Wahaaaay!!!! look at the grass on that!

tigertiger · « **Reply #1221 on:** October 04, 2015, 03:40:17 am »

Dudley was beginning to realise that Martin's universal rule that, 'everything in the world can be fixed with either Duck Tape or WD40', has its limitations.

Nemo · « **Reply #1222 on:** October 04, 2015, 02:44:52 pm »

'Hey Gaffer, I'm returning that tape you lent me!'

or

' مرحبا يا صديقي ، هل هذا رائع المملكة المتحدة حيث كل شيء مجانا ؟ ('Hello my friend is this the wonderful UK where everything is free?'

' أنا أفكر الملاحة الخاص بك هو في الخطأ ، وهذا هو سوريا وأنت تحت الإقامة الجبرية "
('I am thinking your navigation is in error, this is Syria and you are under arrest')

Netleyned · « **Reply #1223 on:** October 04, 2015, 02:51:21 pm »

I want my money back.
This tape was guaranteed
for 12 months.

Ned

Nemo · « **Reply #1224 on:** October 04, 2015, 03:04:01 pm »

Martin - I hope you are taping this?

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