I've learned that you cannot make someone love you,
All you can do is stalk them and hope that they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care,
Some people are just ***moderated***.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes,
After that, [man or woman] you'd better ***[be well endowed]***.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself with others
- they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you've finished.
I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of how hot
and steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take its place!
I've learned that 99% of the time when
something isn't working in the house,
one of the kids did it.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life
are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones never go away.
***very funny, but please keep remember Mayhem's family ethos***
