I just knew you would say that Jim, and so you did! No, of course I don't believe everything I read in the papers, my Dad never let me read the Dandy or Beano, it was Eagle or nothing. If you stopped reading fiction and fantasy years ago then you've missed an awful lot I'm afraid, including Terry Pratchett.
You are very kind to attribute infinite wisdom and knowledge to me but I'm afraid I still have some way to go yet. I still trail well behind Inertia. However if you do read a lot then you pick up a lot, most of it probably useless but interesting nonetheless and sometimes useful in answering people's questions.
Colin