Topic: Random Caption Competition! (Read 1345054 times)

inertia · « **Reply #525 on:** January 18, 2014, 12:42:23 pm »

If I stare at this moustache with both eyes for long enough perhaps the battleship up my bum might go away....................

(Please yerselves, missus)
DM

warspite · « **Reply #526 on:** January 18, 2014, 12:53:09 pm »

Due to navy cutbacks and the apparent mis communications with the weapons system supplier, the latest version of the sea cat ship defence system was unveiled - it is obviously designed for smaller naval vessels, and you know when it is launched due to the loud hissing noise and spitting.

Spindrift · « **Reply #527 on:** January 18, 2014, 01:54:45 pm »

Hi all
another silly basket out of his depth l see!!!

dougal99 · « **Reply #528 on:** January 18, 2014, 02:54:11 pm »

cooking fat

unbuiltnautilus · « **Reply #529 on:** January 18, 2014, 03:01:36 pm »

"Look into my eyes, this is my boat, MY BOAT!"

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #530 on:** January 18, 2014, 06:14:05 pm »

Quote from: warspite on January 18, 2014, 12:53:09 pm

sea cat ship defence system w

Circlip · « **Reply #531 on:** January 18, 2014, 07:33:19 pm »

Move?

If you think you're hard enough - make me.

Regards Ian.

warspite · « **Reply #532 on:** January 18, 2014, 08:42:51 pm »

the modeller had a 'feline' for making majestic battleships.

or

the ships cat was a very good ratter - too good - now where did the crew go - oops

goodieeeees, goody goody gum drops, da da da da...... you know how it goes

Guy Bagley · « **Reply #533 on:** January 18, 2014, 08:46:14 pm »

once fully charged the cats eyes go out.......

warspite · « **Reply #534 on:** January 18, 2014, 08:56:52 pm »

oooohhh - where did you plug it in

Capt Podge · « **Reply #535 on:** January 18, 2014, 11:19:42 pm »

Stupid Boy !

I asked for a CATAMARAN, not a CAT-LYIN'-DAAN

Regards,

Ray.

cabman · « **Reply #536 on:** January 19, 2014, 12:29:16 am »

It's this year's Panto - Puss in Boats

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #537 on:** January 19, 2014, 01:09:53 am »

.... what's worse I have to paddle power this damn thing with my paws!

Nemo · « **Reply #538 on:** January 21, 2014, 09:31:57 pm »

Thats got me thinking .....Hmmm

cabman · « **Reply #539 on:** January 21, 2014, 09:50:44 pm »

I should buy a boat, paint it pea green and go to sea for a year and a day with my mate the owl and we can get married if I buy that ring in piggywig's nose for a shilling, etc.

Nemo · « **Reply #540 on:** January 21, 2014, 10:18:35 pm »

Heading for the Horn?

GAZOU · « **Reply #541 on:** January 22, 2014, 01:39:19 am »

Mr. President François alert!
yet there is the English who want to invade us

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #542 on:** January 22, 2014, 07:24:02 am »

Rounding the Horn?!

NFMike · « **Reply #543 on:** January 22, 2014, 09:52:24 am »

Somali pirates change course to rhino poaching.

sparkey · « **Reply #544 on:** January 22, 2014, 11:07:25 am »

Pea green boat now there's an idea!

Capt Podge · « **Reply #545 on:** January 24, 2014, 07:36:52 pm »

Quote from: Plague on January 22, 2014, 09:52:24 am

Somali pirates change course to rhino poaching.

....and were last seen heading away from the IVORY coast

Regards,

Ray.

warspite · « **Reply #546 on:** January 24, 2014, 07:45:41 pm »

Quote from: Plague on January 22, 2014, 09:52:24 am

Somali pirates change course to rhino poaching.

Somali pirates, have a rethink and change tactics to tackle new larger triple E ships, after recently deported from the UK, illegal imigrants speak of RAM RAIDING practices in the UK.

warspite · « **Reply #547 on:** February 09, 2014, 03:46:06 pm »

Due to government cut backs, police officers sell items on Amazon to make up wages.

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #548 on:** February 14, 2014, 02:55:29 pm »

Netleyned · « **Reply #549 on:** February 14, 2014, 03:03:39 pm »

I love these Chilli Jam butties

Ned

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